By now, if you've been following the news out of UC Davis, you've probably seen the internet meme of campus Police Lt. John Pike pepper spraying his way through art history (if not, click here).
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But now that Fox News has declared pepper spray a "food product, essentially," the good people who post amateur reviews on Amazon.com have weighed in. "Once I realized that spraying whipped cream into my mouth was both bland and fattening, I had to try this out," one reviewer wrote. "WARNING - Not a condiment!!!" another reviewer wrote. "NOMNOMNOMNOM," yet another reviewer wrote, adding that the pepper spray is "great on salads, burgers, and pizza."