So Stewart "released" the media from the prison of puns, making it official with a quill and parchment.
"By this act, I, Jon Stewart, grant newscasters 'purr-mission' to stop with the wordplay, because where there's a quill, there's a way. I've got the right stuff for a declaration of 'inde-pun-dence' " ...
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