Jon Stewart last night celebrated the news that the iPhone will soon be available on Verizon's network
, relieved that he'll finally be able to make actual calls with his cell phone.
"For the past three or four years, those of us in the iPhone community have sacrificed one thing for the ability to carry around every photograph we've ever taken, or song we've ever listened to, or home video or compass: the ability to make phone calls," Stewart said. "For years, struggling with the world's most popular almost-phone."
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But Stewart reacted more succinctly to Verizon's announcement: "Freedom!" he declared.