"How was Gretchen supposed to know?" Colbert asked. "She had such a trustworthy source: an anonymous, slurring woman hanging around a school at night."
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Colbert then showed his own series of anonymously sourced reports on the nation's war on Christmas, which he said require no fact checking.
"So, Gretchen, start reporting these stories immediately," Colbert said. "If you don't, people might forget the reason for the season: your baseless indignation."
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